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Things Jerry Say #18 – I am not a bad guy.
If you haven’t already know. This kid is obsessing over Transformers right now. He has been going on and on about Optimus Prime trailer toy for the loooooooogest time, talking about it every single day and somewhat drove me nuts. I can’t quite believe how persistent and single minded he is for this toy. He talked about it every day, requested us to buy for him all the time, grabbed it every time he goes to the store until I gave up and started on the concept of being on good behaviour to earn the toy himself. He’s probably too young for this at a few months past 3 years,…
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Conversation with the husband #15 – The green brothers.
The kids came home one day, both incidentally dressed in green. I say incidentally because they don’t come back from the same household, so both my mum and my mother in law dressed them in green tops and white bottoms. I thought they looked matchy matchy in some ways and was really cute to look at.. and i thought of a witty joke. Me: Papa! Look at them! They are 青兄弟 (‘qing xiong di’ meaning green brothers)! I was actually trying to pun it and meant 亲兄弟 (‘qing xiong di’ meaning blood brothers). Geddit geddit? Me: Got funny anot? Husband: hee Hee. VERY LAME EH, but got. #myhusbandcanappreciatemyjoke #birdsofthesamefeatherflocktogether I…
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Things Jerry Says #17 – Footboard.
I should really blog about Things Jerry Says” more frequently. The kid really says the funniest things all the time. Some of which, is beyond hilarious. So, today’s post is about the footboard. Do you know what is a footboard? Honestly, I didn’t even realize that the word really exist, because we hardly use it. So, this happened last night when I was putting Jerry to bed. As usual, he isn’t the sort that would just go down and sleep. He will wiggle and roll in bed and do all sorts of stunts in bed, before he can actually drift off to sleep. One habit of his that I totally cannot…
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Things Jerry Says #16 – Falling in love.
It’s been a while since I updated with a Things Jerry Says post! It’s not that he hasn’t been sprouting funny things, but I was too preoccupied with surviving life that I haven’t dedicated much time to blog things down. I have quite a number of drafts sitting around, but I wanted to share this first! Recently, we have been asking Jerry about his school and his classmates, and naturally, out of curiousity… we asked about the female students in his class. Like who is the prettiest etc. One girl always stood out. Her name is Rachel, and we know that Jerry is quite fond of her. So one of…
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Conversations with the husband #14 – Sleeping Beauty
We woke up bright and early today. It’s a long day ahead, planing a day out at Universal Studio with my mum and my brother and then, attending a wedding dinner tonight. I was the first to wake, followed by Jerry who insist on snuggling with me the moment he opens his eyes. Gonna love these moments because I know they won’t last forever. I woke the husband and then cheeky Jerry decided to hide under the covers when i attempted to take a picture of him. I keep flicking the covers off only to have him pull it back on to cover his face. This went on for a…
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Things Jerry Says #15 – I will fight the mosquito!
For some strange reason, both my kids have been attacked by a lot of mosquito bites lately. I am guessing that the area around my mum and mother-in-law’s place is infested with mosquitoes and the kids have been coming home with mosquito bites. I personally hate mosquito bites, they are so itchy and they sometimes can itch up to days and more often than not, they leave a mark behind mostly from scratching, and sometimes, the skin just turns darker at the site of the bite and the legs looks spotted. Today. Jerry is complaining about the mosquito bites on his legs and I wish I can do something for…
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Conversations with the husband #13 – Our Harry Potter
And so, the morning right after my son fell down from the bed and became Harry Potter, the husband and I were both feeling super groggy and sleep deprived but managed to struggle to get to work. That morning, the kiddo looked better and doesn’t seemed bothered anymore, which in my opinion, is super good news. I snapped a picture of him and posted this on Instagram before we left the house. The husband drop me off at the train station every morning and somehow, the following conversation started in the car while driving on the road. D: Eh, you know? You now know have a story for your blog with…
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Things Jerry Says #14 – the Sadist
I came home one day and was looking at my aquarium, checking if the fishes are ok. It’s a new tank so some deaths everyday seems to be the norm. Unfortunately, there was > 5 fishes dead, and i was really sad. Jerry is pushing me and trying to get the best view of the aquarium as well when the following conversation took place. C: jerry, don’t push me. it is not very nice of you to push me. Can you say excuse me? Anyway, mama is v sad. The fishes died! (shifts aside and points to one dead fish) J: mama! Jerry happy!!!!! (Burst out laughing while looking at…
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Things Jerry Says #13 – Greedy kid wants chocolate.
Things Jerry says #13 happened on a day when we were all at home chilling and just not doing much. Daddy emptied his pockets and left a $1 gold coin lying around our dinner table. We never thought much about it but Jerry appeared in front of me some time later.. J: (shows me the $1 in his palm) can you open for me please? C: Huh? Open? What is there to open? J: Can you open the chocolate please? C: (after 2 secs of silence) Orrrr.. jerry! This is not a chocolate coin! This is the real money! J: Mummy, but.. I want to eat. *insert sad face* Totally funny.…
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Things Jerry Says #12 – Assholes
Things Jerry says #12! So, my kid turned 3 years old a week back and I thought it would be cool to ask him his age and see if he would reply.. and guess what? I’m in for quite a shock! The conversation goes… Mama (M): Jerry, how old are you? Jerry (J): 3 assholes M: WHAT?! J: 3 ASSHOLES!! M: Jerry, speak properly and don’t mumble. 3 YEARS old. J: Orrr… 3 years old. I’ll be really worried if he had 3 assholes! But the husband and me did have a good laugh. Actually, I called the husband into the room and repeated my questions at him to replay…
